Akpos story Read carefully One night around 7:30pm in the church when prayer was going on, the pastor shouted Everybody stand up and begin to pray, hold whereever is paining you and cast it out now. Everybody stood up and started praying, some were holding their chests, some who have headache held their heads, some held their stomachs and so on. While praying, the pastor sited a guy sitting down sweating. I said everybody standup and pray This guy remained seated. The pastor shouted at the guy brother, come forward you must be possessed with the demon we are talking about. Guy: pastor abeg dey pray wetin u dey pray, I take God beg u leave me. The pastor laughed ha ha ha, ushers bring this boy here, today is today, weather the devil likes it or not, today, you will be delivered. The boy tried to escape but the ushers held him tight and brought him closer to the pastor. The pastor noticed that he was always holding his nyash even b4 the ushers brought him. The boy was seriously crying and sweating ahhhhhh... pastor why you wan disgrace me, I no get demon oo Pastor: I can see you are holding that area, there must be Demon in dat nyash. Guy: pastor abeg no be demon, na shit dey catch me, yesterday I do mistake chop 6 plates of beans and akara together, the thing no hold me since na as u talk say make all of us stand up, I been wan stand up but small com drop for ground so I com sit down sharp sharp carry my chair dey push the shit inside make all of dem no come out, that’s why u see say I dey sweat dey hold my seat tight, abeg make I go sit down e don dey comot, I take God beg u, no disgrace me infront of all this fyn fyn girls abeg. Pastor: ha ha ha, satan u r in trouble today, you cannot tempt me with your lies, Now I COMMAND every force of darkness and demon in this nyash to die and never to come back to him again, COME OUT!!! As the pastor hit the guy’s nyash with his hand to cast out the demon there, the next thing that was heard was pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, the pastor’s face, the ushers’ and some of the congregations’ faces were all painted with shit. Church scatter, see beating... Gushh... Gushh... you must buy another suit for me, you dey craze... Gushh... Gushh... Gushh.. Am in the hospital rite now. Please is it my fault? Hahahahahahah This is to inform you that a new comedian has just arrived on facebook. His name is calebsco, he is from Insidenaija, he can make you laugh for 3hours straight. I so much believe on him because he is funny more than all other comedians. This guy is a born comedian. Hahahahahahahaha. Am laughing because of this new comedian jokes. You want to laugh abi? Oya like his page >> The new comedian dont scroll down yet, like his page to laugh away your sorrows, click on this blue link The new comedian pls like (y)
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