Akpos wanted to get rid of his nagging and over demanding girlfriend. He tried all attempts which did not work out. One day, an idea flashed into his head. He logged in to facebook, browse d into peoples profile and succeeded in downloading 4 beautiful girls pictures. He printed it out and wrote R.I.P with a red ink on each of the pictures. He hid them in a magazine and kept it on top of his television. On saturday morning, his girlfriend was cleaning the house and saw the pictures on the magazine. She walked up to him. Girlfriend: Darling! Akpos: Sweetie, what is it? Girlfriend: I saw this pictures on a magazine at the top of the television, who are these girls? Akpos: Oh! Forget about them, its not important. Girlfriend: Its important to me, I need to know please. Akpos: Ok, this one is Onome, i met her at a friendswedding . We dated and wanted to get married but 2 months before the wedding, she got involved in a car accident and died. This one is Ngozi, we met at Mr Biggs restaurant in Ughelli, we dated for a while. One day she was going to Lagos and her car catched fire, she got burnt beyond recognition. This one is Amanda, she was my neighbours daughter who came back from London where she was schooling on a visit. We met and spent a night together. She was involved in Dana Air Plane Crash while returning to London. Her body was not found. This one, oh Eloho, her name is Eloho, we went to visit my Pastor, on our way back, a truck ran over our Keke Napep, she died instantly, the driver and i survived. It was after her that i met you. Girlfriend: Met who? No be me and you o! I am no longer interested in this relationship, bye bye. (She quickly picked up her bag and took to her heels)
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 20:29:00 +0000
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