Albany Convict Hash 17 June 2013 Run # 341 Hare – Crackwhore It was cosy in the hut on Monday night with 15 or so Hashers and a raging fire. We donned our wet weather gear but RA held the wintery conditions at bay AGAIN and the skies cleared for the run. FOS stood out in the crowd fully clad in his DEC hi vis gear. Given the earlier rain – the hare gave hashers instructions for the run – FOLLOW ME was the call and after waiting for a few slow pokes it was On On Marked in lime, some arrows survived the rain remaining visible on the trail ….. not only do we have Short Cutting Convict Bastards we also have Short Sighted Convict Hashers as well - deservingly copping a down down later from the RA for missing the marks. We had a couple of birthday fark you’s. Crackwhore and Maneater were farking 30 years and 9 months ago and both took a down down in Bite Me’s absence. Happy 30th Birthday Bite Me – enjoy Melbourne !!! Done Rootin got two birthday fark you’s – must be coz of his age or the RA’s! Drop Bear became Smokey Bear …. and he looked pretty smoking in his new shoes! The crowd cried T – Bag and RA obliged. Drop Bear got an education on the finer points of why not to wear new shoes to Hash. Hand Job escaped a bad parenting charge. Bagwan has this weekend to seal the deal in Northcliffe complete with Hash Clause. He’s a jolly good fellow Bagwan– so says all of – well just Bagwan! Hashers missed a feed of fresh fish - FOS had 550kgs or more of Marlin on his doorstep - but didn’t think to share. The RA called for charges. Crash’s new vocation according to the local rag is Sales Consultant. First sale and who was consulted- RA did a perfect impersonation of the poor unsuspecting buyer. Snow White was a Man in Tights. Drop Bears wet sock was provided to boost his manhood. Maneaters short sightedness continued as she lost sight of 6ft Bubbles. Bagwan didn’t let this go unnoticed and Splash took a down down. Next Weeks run is from Our House – 5 Greenshields St. Weather provided by RA, food provided by Just Cum and BYO (Buy Your Own) piss. $10 run Winter Soltice 21 June - it’s a SHORT run on a LONG night. Come wearing SHORTS. Just Cum Crash – its Hi Ho Hi Ho its off to Hyden we go – on our way to Kalgoorlie Boulders 30th Anniversary Run. Have a good weekend hashers – see you Monday! On On GM
Posted on: Tue, 25 Jun 2013 04:52:10 +0000
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