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Alexs short history lesson for thanksgiving day or rather the day to pig out so why dont they say the day to turkey out? On this Thanksgiving we will pray after we eat and by the way we do not have turkey to eat cause we are not related to the pilgrims. Christopher Columbus discovered Puerto Rico on his second voyage and from what I know he had roast pig (lechon) with the Indians... so sorry no turkey. Oh, by the way Columbus is English for Colon and my name is Alejandro Sanchez Colon. So if we are related to a group... you figure. No Indian casinos in PR either... Columbus wiped the Indians out, darn! Anyway the Tainos were natives of PR and the Caribe Indians came and roamed the Indies including PR and the whole sea, and they ate people... too bad they did not eat Columbus. I understand some American tribes ate people too but the Pilgrims said lets just eat turkey. Had the Indians won we would be eating people... not a bad idea. Did I mention that is why Mexican Indians invented tequila? It kills beri-beri, a decease that develops among people that eat people.... yes, Mexicans ate people too... specially the hearts of virgins...(in sacrifices).. . ask the Aztecs or the Mayans. Enough on the Indians... I do not like the Cleveland Indians now cause now they have casinos in Cleveland but they are not owned by Indians, what the heck is that? I could go on but I better stop. https://youtube/watch?v=Y4pmV__bDiY
Posted on: Mon, 03 Nov 2014 00:37:42 +0000

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