All Aussies should read this A beautiful fairy appeared one day to an asylum seeker claimant outside the Centrelink Offices. My good man, the fairy said, Ive been told by Tony Abbott, Joe Hockey and Scott Morrison to grant you three wishes, since youve just arrived in Australia with your wife and seven children -- all costs to be borne by Australian Tax Payers. The man told the fairy: Well, in Sri Lanka where I come from we dont have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them. The fairy looked at the mans almost toothless grin and PING !!! The Asylum Seeker had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth! What else? asked the fairy, two more wishes to go! The Asylum Seeker refugee claimant now got bolder I need a big house with a three car garage on the Gold Coast with eight bedrooms - and a Gold Visa Card in each room - for my family and the rest of my refugee relatives who still live in Sri Lanka. I want to bring them all over here PING ! - In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ, and a sparkling swimming pool and a BMW, full of his nephews playing their music. One more wish left for you, said the fairy, waving her wand. The Asylum Seeker refugee claimant really decided to go for broke now and said I want to be Australian with Australian clothes instead of the rags and shawl, and I want to have white skin like the Australians. PING ! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out Stubbies shorts, a dirty Bonds T-shirt and a greasy terry-towel hat. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon. What happened to my new teeth? he wailed. Where is my new house? . Wheres my Visa Gold Card? Where is my BMW? The fairy said Tough luck. Now that you are Australian, youre entitled to sweet F...... all just like the rest of us And she disappeared........
Posted on: Sun, 16 Nov 2014 21:28:51 +0000
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