~ All softdrinks are called mineral. ~ All Fathers came first position while at school. ~ India beat nigeria 99~1 because the ball was turned into Lion. ~ If your wealth starts reducing its your village people that are doing you. ~ Rice and stew....Every Sunday afternoon. ~ Every commodity outside Africa is original. ~ Anybody with HIV/AIDS got it via s*x. ~ Shes a Calabar girl...Chai she go sabi do. ~ Every season in cube is maggi. ~ U must finish the rice before u touch the meat. ~ Every toothpaste na maclean. ~ Every insecticide na Fleet ~ Every detergent na omo. ~ Any rich hausa is an Alhaji, d poor ones na Aboki...shuo! ~ You smoke, you b armed robber! ~ If you find money on the floor, pee on it before pickin it up, else you turn to Yam! ~ Only science students are smart. ~ Once you travel over seas you must be very rich (as if dem dey share money on the plane) ~ Drogba use juju tie Torres for leg...lol ~ Every girl that plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him. ~ You must buy bread when traveling. ~ When you lose a tooth, throw it on the roof of the house and run round the house 7 times ~ Every noodle is called indomie. ~ If any girl too fine...na Ogbanje..and all the worwor people na witch ~ Anything wey bite you for night na mosquito.
Posted on: Thu, 20 Mar 2014 06:50:37 +0000
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