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All the same: A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he sees Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here. The astonished Chinese man replied, It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese. Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese youre all the same, replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese man gives Spielberg a slap and says, You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship. Shocked: Spielberg replies, It was an iceberg that sank the ship, not me. The Chinese man, replies, Iceberg, Spielberg, Carsberg, youre all the same.

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