Also, I feel like every year the Elf pressure gets more intense. - TopicsExpress



          

Also, I feel like every year the Elf pressure gets more intense. More of my friends jump onto the elf bandwagon and I am left feeling like a total jerkface because I refuse to start a tradition I have no intent of continuing. Ok. Fine. Maybe I’m lame. But think about THIS: what happens when some NEW weird tradition becomes a thing that we all feel pressured to do? What if the Thanksgiving Turkey on the Shelf becomes a Goddamn thing and we find ourselves up at night posing a felt-stuffed piece of poultry making a run for it out the back door? What about THAT? Are you gonna do THAT, too, for a month, because I’m definitely not. I’m putting my foot down. I’ll take my kid to see a musical, I’ll take him on a freaking Santa train but I am drawing the line at the Elf and the Turkey That Isn’t Even a Thing Yet But Probably Will Become One and Wow Maybe That’s My Shark Tank Idea, I’m Totally Making That.
Posted on: Sun, 07 Dec 2014 16:05:10 +0000

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