“Also, Lindsey [Graham] has a hangnail, pretty sure that’s Obama’s fault too. If only he’d take his international policy cues from Egypt! And if only he’d try to be more like George W. Bush, who never had any terrorist attacks or religious wars on his watch. (No, really, it’s true. He didn’t. His former spokeschick Dana ‘What is Cuba?’ Perino said so.) In addition to not using the proper terminology in discussing the attacks in France, Graham is appalled at the president’s personnel choices. Last time I checked, we’re at war, he scoffed. I wouldn’t send my attorney general, if I were president, to deal with radical Islamic terrorists. Because Holder is merely a law enforcement officer, and not, say, Czar of Terrorist Ass-Kicking, that says all you need to know about Obama’s view of this conflict. He thinks it’s a crime out of control. I think it’s a war out of control. Good thing Graham is toying with the idea of becoming president of rich, white men in 2016, so he can make the right kinds of nomenclature decisions. [….] Graham might not have more detailed tips for How To Defeat The Terrorists — or maybe he’s just going to keep that a secret until after he’s elected president? — but he’s pretty sure it involves ‘a ground campaign.’ [….] Because invading countries has worked great for us so far. Let’s do more of that. And you will never guess who, coincidentally, completely agrees with him. Why, it’s Graham’s bestest buddy and hetero-lifemate Sen. John McCain, who thinks pretty much the exact same thing. What a shocker! Blah blah “no strategy” blah blah “Free Syrian Army” blah blah ‘boots on the ground.’ ” — Kaili Joy Gray, Republicans Demand Obama Declare Holy War, Invade France
Posted on: Tue, 13 Jan 2015 01:48:01 +0000
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