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Always said that Doctors are just Educated Guessers... What Doctors Say (and what theyre really thinking) Thats quite a nasty looking wound. (I think Im going to throw up.) This may smart a little. (Last week two patients bit off their tongues.) Well, were not feeling so well today, are we...? (Im stalling for time. Who are you and why are you here?) This should fix you up. (The drug company slipped me some big bucks to prescribe this stuff.) Everything seems to be normal. (Rats! I guess I cant buy that new beach condo after all.) Id like to run some more tests. (I cant figure out whats wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.) Do you suppose all this stress could be affecting your nerves? (Youre craziern an outhouse rat. Now, if I can only find a shrink wholl split fees with me...) There is a lot of that going around. (Thats the third one this week! Id better learn something about this.) If those symptoms persist, call for an appointment. (Ive never heard of anything so disgusting. Thankfully Im off next week.)
Posted on: Tue, 22 Oct 2013 10:47:19 +0000

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