Am I bad for relishing this story? ~ Vincent R Pozon So a while ago I had decided to treat myself and go to Burger King. I hadnt had the greatest of days and I had a headache coming on. It was a very long line and I was at the end of it waiting patiently. When behind me comes this woman yapping on her cellphone with a little monster of a child. This kid was out of control, screaming, punching his mother, throwing around a gameboy whenever something didnt go right in the game. The mother didnt seem to pay any attention to him and his continued yelling of I want a f_____g pie. After about 5 minutes of the line with these people behind me, I had gone from a headache to a full on migraine, but nothing was going to stop me from getting those burgers. I calmly turn and ask her nicely if she can please calm or quiet her child down. Immediately she gets up in my face telling me I cant tell her nothing about raising her child and to mind my own business. I nod and turn around, shes still yelling at the back of my head when the child cries out again how he wants a pie, the mother consoles him, calling him sweetie and ensuring theyll get pies for lunch because she loves him so much. Things immediately go back to the way they were and I wait another 5 minutes before getting to the front of the line. It turns out it was so slow because they had one trainee on cash during the lunch hour rush. All I can think of is how the people behind me ruined my splurge and gave me this headache. I then decide to ruin their day. I order every pie they have left in addition to my burgers. Turned out to be 23 pies in total, I take my order and walk towards the exit. Moments later, I hear the woman yelling, what do you mean you dont have any pies left, who bought them all? I turn around and see the cashier pointing me out with the woman shooting me a death glare. I stand there and pull out a pie and slowly start eating it as I stare back at her. She starts running towards me but cant get to me because of other lineups in the food court. I turn and slowly walk away. - Found on Reddit
Posted on: Tue, 12 Aug 2014 00:24:19 +0000
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