An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are comparing their favorite bars. Aye, the best pubs in the world are in Glasgow, says the Scotsman. “At McGruders on Sauchiehall Street, if you buy four whiskeys, the landlord buys you a fifth one”. Nah, mate”, says the Englishman, The best pubs in the world are in London. At the King’s Head in Soho, if you buy two pints, the barman will buy you another one.” Ahh, don’t be talkin’ rubbish, man, the Irishman laughs, My local in Cork is the best pub in the world. As soon as you go in, they buy you a drink, then another, then another. And whenever you want, theyll take you upstairs and make sure you get laid, and its all on the house! The Englishman and the Scotsman shake their heads. “You’re lying, Mickey,” says the Englishman. No pub in the world is that good.” “I tell you, it’s true”, Mickey swears. Oh aye, Mickey?” says the Scotchman. “Did this actually happen to you, then? Not me, personally, no, Mickey admits, but it happened to my sister twice!
Posted on: Wed, 17 Dec 2014 03:54:31 +0000
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