An Old Man Matome boarded a bus with a Beautiful Girl sitting - TopicsExpress

An Old Man Matome boarded a bus with a Beautiful Girl sitting close to him. A young man wanted to light a cigarette in the bus. Matome : What is wrong with you young man, why would you light a cigarette in this bus? Do you want to kill this beautiful girl here?. Young Man : Sorry sir!. (He puts off the light). After a long time in the traffic without movement, the beautiful girl stretched out her hands in the air and an offensive odour came out from her armpit. Immediately Matome said to young man ; Light the cigar!. Young Man : Sir?. Matome : Are you deaf? I say light the cigar!!! Young Man : Okay sir. (He lit the cigarette). Matome : Blow it to my nose, bloooow it!!! Young Man : Okay sir!. Matome : It is better to die this way than to die that way. LIKE + COMMENT + SHARE THIS JOKE.TO READ MORE JOIN Matome the original jokes... By ADMIN #MBULA

jqaxtocfevf

FOND FAREWELL TO TWO JOSETTES: Today marks the end of a very

Dont let you ego keep you locked in your issues. If because of

there is one thing i have learnt about god, thats no matter how

Accept each day exactly as it comes to you. By that, I mean not

n14krzl Anna-Kaci Womens Sheer Overlay Double Split Side High Low

***** I Will Pay for 25 people to Join! ******* Send me a Friend

It is sad that Paul Walker died this week and i also think he was

Liquid rage:When you get mad the tears start going, and that just

One of the best stress relievers.... COMMUNITY REIKI CIRCLE This

SOFIA VERGARA Necklace Lab-Created Emerald 10K Rose Gold feeols9

WANN WERDET IHR WACH ????? EINE FRONT GEGEN TIERMORDE NICHT !!!

The kids will be starting school this month. Im believing with all

Any of three new talks in Series II, Volume 3 of the Joseph

Cops in Maryland are pulling over out of state drivers who have

Jacksonville, FL friends! This is not dog-related, but it is a

Democracy in Myanmar and the Plight of the

STOLEN DOG/ATTORNEY WANTED: R-mar is looking to add to our team

As of today, July 11, 2013, at 9:21pm, I do not give Facebook or

To my father God in heaven please forgive me of all of my sins and

Please all prayer worriers pray for my cousins husband. He is

‘Super Mario 3D World’ será compatible con el Nunchuk para el