An Unusual Request A man walks into the doctors office and - TopicsExpress



          

An Unusual Request A man walks into the doctors office and says: Doctor, my name is Mark, and Id like to be castrated. What? Are you sure about this? Why? asks the doctor, amazed. Its something Ive been considering a long time and Id like to have it done replies Mark. But have you thought it through? REALLY through? asks the concerned doctor, Its a very serious operation and once its done, theres no going back. It will change your life forever! Im aware of that and youre not going to change my mind, so please book me in to be castrated or Ill simply use another doctor. Well, OK., says the doctor, But Ill have you know that its against my better judgment! So Mark has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way. Hi there, says Mark,It looks as if youve just had the same operation as me. Yes, it seems like said the patient, as for me, I finally decided after 37 years of life that it was time for me to be circumcised. Mark stared at him in horror and screamed, Dammit, THAT was the word!!!
Posted on: Wed, 13 Nov 2013 13:01:11 +0000

Trending Topics



Recently Viewed Topics




© 2015