An elderly couple goes to bed. After a few minutes, the old man cuts a fart and says, seven points. A few minutes later, the wife lets one rip and says, Touchdown! Tie score. So the old man blasts another and says, Tied! Im ahead 14 to seven. The wife again breaks wind and says, Its good! Tie game. The old geezer tries but cant muster another fart. He waits a few moments and then decides to give it everything hes got, but theres an awful wet sound. The wife asks, What the hell was that? The old man says, Halftime, switch sides.
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 01:29:08 +0000
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