An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough! Dad, what are you talking about? the son yells. We cant stand the sight of each other any longer, the old dad explained. Were sick of each other, and Im sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!. Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. Like heck theyre getting divorced, she shouts, Ill take care of this. She calls her elderly father immediately, and screams at him, You are not getting divorced. Dont do a single thing until I get there. Im calling my brother back, and well both be there tomorrow. Until then, dont do a thing, you hear me? she yelled as she hung up the phone. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. Okay, he says, its all set. Theyre both coming for Christmas and paying their own air-fare.
Posted on: Tue, 02 Dec 2014 03:48:36 +0000
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