An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..She turned to the pilot and asked, Are you a real pilot?He replied, Well, Ive spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeroncas, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.She said, Im a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.The two sat sipping in silence.A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: are you a real pilot? He replied, I always thought I was, but I just found out Im a lesbian. #nowrdsmm.
Posted on: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 13:09:40 +0000
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