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An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. Well, now, says the old lady, I guess I would like to be really rich. *** POOF *** her rocking chair turns to solid gold. And, gee, I guess I wouldn`t mind being a young, beautiful princess. *** POOF *** she turns into a beautiful young woman. Your third wish? asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman`s cat wanders across the porch in front of them. Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince? she asks. *** POOF *** there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear: Bet you`re sorry you had me neutered.
Posted on: Sat, 26 Oct 2013 16:18:25 +0000

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