An old man calls his son and says, Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough. Dad, what are you talking about? the son screams. “We cant stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. Im sick of her face, and Im sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her, and he hangs up. Now, the son is worried. He calls his sister. She calls their father immediately. You’re not getting divorced! Dont do another thing. The two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, dont call a lawyer, dont file a paper. DO YOU HEAR ME?” She hangs up the phone. The old man turns to his wife and says, Okay, they’re both coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 18:50:02 +0000
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