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An old woman came into her doctors office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but theyre soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since Ive been here, Ive farted no less than twenty times. What can I do? Heres a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week. Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnsons office. Doctor, I dont know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! Im farting just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself? Calm down, Mrs. Harris, said the doctor soothingly. Now that weve fixed your sinuses, well work on your hearing!!!
Posted on: Sat, 29 Nov 2014 08:51:53 +0000

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