Analyst have finally determined the backroom reasons for the government shutdown. It was found that Uncle Sam gave all of congress a collective time out for their mismanagement of the government and made them all mow a lawn for $5 to teach them the value of the daughter. Aunt Samantha told* our team** of crack*** reporters**** that she felt there was not a good chance they learned their lesson and she misses the days when Uncle Sam could have just beat sense into them. -The Legitimate News Anchor
Posted on: Thu, 05 Dec 2013 02:18:33 +0000
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