And Lo, The Pizza Lord didst consume his prey as foretold in the ancient prophecy. He engorged himself until his mighty belly could hold no more, and his mighty abdomen didst swell to cause him great pains. AND WITH ONE FINAL GASPING WHISPER HE SAID UNTO THE CROWD THAT HAD GATHERED: ...worth it. Thus goes the story of when the Mighty Pizza Lord didst turn his back from the wretched awfulness that was the Hut of Pizza, and began to play with the Dominoes of Pizza. Though the hammer of the Hut of Pizza was mighty, the Almighty and All-powerful Pizza Lord didst vanquish them with but his booming baritone voice. Their grasp on the spurned Pizza Lords debit card was fierce, but in the end, the Hut of Pizza stood defeated, and the Great and Omniscient Pizza Lord rained his favour upon the Dominoes of Pizza. Amen.
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 03:37:06 +0000
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