And now, if for nothing else but my own entertainment and hopefully yours as well, another version of Stories with a Happy Ending with Captain Steve! Suddenly, a cow runs out into the road and a Limo driving late at night hits it head on and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat - in her usual abrasive manner, says to the chauffeur You get out and check on that poor cow--you were driving. So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it appeared to be very old. Well, says the woman, You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full belly, is hair ruffled, with a big grin on his face. My God, What Happened to You? asks the woman. The chauffeur replies, When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king, and the daughter made love to me. What on earth did you say? asks the woman. Well, I just knocked on the door..........and when it opened I said to them, Im Nancy Pelosis chauffeur, and Ive just killed the old cow. Dont You just love a story with a happy ending!
Posted on: Tue, 03 Dec 2013 12:10:27 +0000