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Anger Management I’m trying my best to control my rage My shrink tells me I should turn the page, By forgetting the past and looking ahead But all I see when I look ahead is red. Smoke issues from my ears as I think of Mandela I’m not talking about the Saint but some other fella Who I found balls-deep inside my girlfriend But he was such a big dude that I had to pretend That I had not seen the elephant in the room Riding my chick like a witch on a broom. ‘Phil, it’s not what it looks like,’ she said upon seeing me. ‘I guess it’s what it doesn’t look like then,’ I replied supportively. Then Mandela got up, dressed up and departed Leaving us suspiciously silent as if someone had farted And after a moment I jumped out of the window, ouch! But my suicide attempt landed me on the shrink’s couch. Since I lived in a one-story house in town So I’m an unmarried cuckold that’s also a clown.
Posted on: Fri, 12 Dec 2014 06:18:12 +0000

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