Another email: LENOS ONE LINERS BELOW ARE WORTHWHILE READING Pretty sure Lenos anti Obama views got him pushed out the door. Jimmy Kimmel is an Obama supporter. Havent watched the Tonight Show since Jay left...and I have no regrets. Is it any wonder Jay Leno got fired from the Tonight Show? According to some speculation, Barack told Jeff Immelt, CEO of GE (which owns NBC), he couldnt let the truth be told any longer. Immelt holds an MBA from Harvard; GEs stock has dropped nearly 60% from $60 to $19 (most of it since Obama took power in 2008). Presently, Immelt is involved in moving substantial parts of GE to China. Anybody know what all this means? JAY LENOS RETIREMENT - enjoy! After Jay Leno announced his retirement and became a short timer, he did not feel constrained to stay within the network guidelines of no Obama criticism and staying politically correct -- what a breath of fresh air! Following are some of his Punch Lines: I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I dont want to get audited by the IRS. On NSA surveillance: We wanted a president who listens to all Americans - now we have one. On a new IRS commissioner: Hes called acting commissioner because he has to act like the scandal doesnt involve the White House. On closing the Guantanamo prison for terrorists: If he really wants to close it, turn it into a government-funded solar power company. The doors will shut in a month. Concerning the Benghazi, Associated Press, and IRS scandals: Remember in the old days when President Obamas biggest embarrassment was Joe Biden? On Obama saying he didnt know about the IRS scandal: He was too busy not knowing anything about Benghazi to not know anything about the IRS. The White House has a new slogan about Benghazi: Hope and change the subject. It is not looking good for President Obama. Today his teleprompter took the fifth. Fox News has changed its slogan from Fair and Balanced to See, I told you so! On Obamas commencement address: He told the young graduates their future is bright unless, of course, they want jobs On White House claims of ignorance on the scandals: They took Dont Ask, Dont Tell out of the Pentagon and moved it into the White House. Now the last, and I think best! -- These White House scandals are not going away anytime soon. Its gotten so bad that People in Kenya are now saying hes 100 percent American.
Posted on: Mon, 24 Mar 2014 20:37:32 +0000
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