Another scam Skype convo. I get way too much of a kick out of these. FYI- trying reading it in an old man voice. [9:45:41 AM] samanthaaz7659: Hello! Please add me to your Contact list. [11:51:27 AM] Mark: who are you? [11:51:53 AM] Samantha Huddleston: i got ure name from the directory here on skype cuz i was bored and lookin for new people to talk to. lol [11:52:05 AM] Samantha Huddleston: 25/f here u? [11:52:30 AM] Mark: 107 years young over here! But I dont look a day over 93. [11:52:37 AM] Samantha Huddleston: well whats up? [11:53:18 AM] Mark: Just trying to stay alive. Ive had a run of good health lately so Im down to only 47 pills a day. The bowels still acting up though. [11:53:41 AM] Samantha Huddleston: i just started back with school, im still in university right now and summer break is over now so we just had to go back last week... yay! [11:54:49 AM] Mark: Cool! I remember school. We would have sock hops and I would take my best girl down to the lake on the school row boat. That was before the unfortunate accident that had me leaving the school prematurely. They never did find the body fortunately. [11:55:01 AM] Samantha Huddleston: lol, well i have an idea if ure up for a lil fun [11:55:16 AM] Mark: Sure, do you have access to a row boat? [11:55:46 AM] Samantha Huddleston: i was actually going to be getting to my job here shortly. a friend of mine was working online and i kept askin her about it so she showed me what she was doing when we got back to school after spring break [11:56:12 AM] Samantha Huddleston: lol i thought she was crazy at first, but its pretty cool actually. we work online doing private webcam shows which sounded weird at first trust me. but i freakin luv it!!! [11:56:31 AM] Mark: Whats online? Does it have to do with fishing? Wed need a row boat of course. [11:57:08 AM] Samantha Huddleston: well what i was going to say is i have some free passes and i usually just do a private show before i get started to warm up lol. no one is online though so i was going to let u use one of the passes if u wanted but u have to give me a really good rating so i can get more if u do tho k? [11:57:58 AM] Mark: Whats a Webcam? I dont like spiders. [11:58:04 AM] Mark: Do you like sarsaparilla? [11:58:21 AM] Samantha Huddleston: dont u worry tho... ill earn it lol. k its (link) and u should see a lil button to accept my invite and create your profile. u just click on that. [11:58:47 AM] Samantha Huddleston: then you just make ure own lil profile and u can cumm into my private chat for us two and type to me and tell me what you want me to do [12:01:51 PM] Mark: You misspelled come little missy. Grammar like that will earn you a oar across the head! HAHA, just kidding....sorta. I can just tell you what to do right now! Go and rent yourself a row boat or small dingy and make sure the oars are good and sturdy. Then let me know when and where and Ill be there with bells on. Just have to stop at the 5 and dime store for plastic bags and zip ties. Do you have a latex allergy? [12:02:45 PM] Samantha Huddleston: ya u will need a credit card of sum kind... but, its just to make sure ure over 18 [12:03:02 PM] Samantha Huddleston: this is the special page for special ppl!! lolll im such a goofball sumtimes [12:05:16 PM] Mark: Do you take war bonds? [12:05:43 PM] Samantha Huddleston: im really excited 2 this is gonna be so much fun. i love meeting new ppl on here, oh by the way... might wanna turn ure speakers down cuz i can get a lil loud once i get going [12:11:10 PM] Mark: Are you even listening to me?! Youre just like my grandson, never listening to the words of his elders. Never found that body either thank god. Are you talking about the speaker on my hearing aid? Cant turn that down missy, I wont hear a single screa...er...word you say. [12:11:35 PM] Samantha Huddleston: im about to go grab some of my favorite toys ill brb. hurry up though i better see ure name in my room when i get back lol [12:15:43 PM] Mark: Do you have the hoop with the stick or some chalk for hopscotch? Oh, I love those toys! We can play kick the can! And then the lake.... [12:16:39 PM] Mark: hello? [12:17:17 PM] Mark: young missy? [12:18:11 PM] Mark: Damn, lost another one.
Posted on: Fri, 19 Sep 2014 16:24:28 +0000
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