Answer the Bone-A-Phone Assault on a Friendly Weapon Backstroke Roulette Baiting your Hook Batting Practice Bash The Candle Beat Off Beating the Bait Beating the Bishop Beating the Dummy Beating the Snake Beating the Stick (Please no more beat) Beating your Meat Being your Own Best Friend Bleed the Weed Blow Your Load Bludgeon the Beefsteak Boppin your Bologna Buckin it Buffing the Banana Buffing the Wood Burping the Worm Butter Your Corn Calling Down For More Mayo Calling All *** Carrying Weight Cast Off Changing your Oil Charm the Cobra Choaking Charlie till He Throws Up Choke Kojak Choke your Chicken Civil War Cleaning out your Rope Clean the Pipes Clean your Rifle Clubbing Eddy Couch Hockey for One Cracking the Fat Crank the Shank Cranking Cranking For *** Crank Your Cordiano (for Joe - the man with forearms like Popeye) Crown the King Cuff the Carrot Cuffing the Puppy *** The Scum Custers Last Stand Date Miss Michigan Date Mother Palm and Her Five Daughters Devils Handshake (Catholic School) Diddle Dishonorable Discharge Disseminating Doddle Whacking Doodle Your Noodle Do The Dew Drain the Dragon Drain the Monster Drain the Vein Dropping A Line Dropping Stomach Pancakes Firm Your Worm Fist **** Fist your Mister Five Against One Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle Five Knuckle Olympics Flogging Your Dong Flogging Your Log Flute Solo Flying a Kite Fondle the Fig Freeing the Willies Frigging the Love Muscle (British) Gallop the Antelope Gallop the Maggot Getting In Touch With Your Manhood Getting In Touch With Yourself Getting to Know Yourself Personally in the Biblical Sense Getting Your Caps Peeled Giving it a Tug Giving the John Hancock Grease the Pipe Greasing your Bone Hack the Hog Ham Shank Hand Job Hands on Training Hand to Gland Combat Hand Work Having a Roy (Australian) Have it Off Have One Off the Wrist Hitchhike Under the Big Top Hitching to Heaven Hit the Ham Holding All The Cards Holding Your Sausage Hostage Hone your Bone Hump your Fist Hump your Hose Humpin Air Ironing Some Wrinkles Jack Hammer Jack Off Jackin Jackin the Beanstalk Jag Off J Arthur Rank (British rhyming slang - ****) Jazz Yourself Jelly Roll Jerk Off Jerk the Gherkin Jerk the Johnson Jiggle the Jewelry Jimmying your Joey Killing the Beast Knock the Top Off Knuckle Shuffle on your Piss Pump Launching the Hand Shuttle Leakin the Main Drain Loping your Mule Making the Bald Guy Puke Making Nut Butter Making Yogurt Mangle the Midget Manipulate the Mango Manual Override Masonic Secret Self Handshake Massage your Muscle Massage your Purple-Headed Warrior Measuring For Condoms Milking the Bull Milking the Lizard Milking the Monkey Milkywaying Moulding Hot Plastic Nerk your Throbber Oil the Glove Oiling The Pogo Stick One Handed Clapping One Man Show One Man Tug-O-War Pack your Palm Paddle the Pickle Paint the Pickle Pain the Walls Pam Anderson Polka Pat the Robertson Peel Some Chilis Peel the Banana Peel the Carrot Petting Your Dog Playing With Dick Playing With Susi Palmer and her five friends Playing With Your Noodle Play Pocket Pool Play the Organ Play the Pisser Play the Piss Pipe Play the Skin Flute Play the Stand-Up Organ Playing With the Snake Playing Your Instrument Play With Yourself Pocket Pinball Pocket Pool Polish the Chrome Dome Polish the Rocket Polish the Sword Polish your Bayonet Polish your Helmet Popping the Porpoise Popping The Purple Pimple Pound Off Pound Your Flounder Pound Your Piss Pump Pounding your Pud Pudwhacking Pud Wrestling Puddin Pull the Root Pulling The Wire Pulling Your Goalie Pull Off Pulling The Piss Pump Pull the Pole Pull the Pope Pull Your Pud Pull your Taffy Pumping For Pleasure Pumping For Power Pump the Python Punchin The Clown Punchin The Munchkin Punishing Percy Punishing the Bishop Ram the Ham Ride the Great White Knuckler Rolling The Fleshy Blunt Roman Helmet Rhumba Ropin the Long Horn Rope the Pony Roughing up the Suspect Rounding Up the Tadpoles Routin for the Yankees Rub One Out Rub the Unicorns Horn Runka (Swedish) Scraping Your Carrot Scratching the Itch Seasonin Your Meat See Mrs. Palmer & Five Daughters Self Love Sending out the Troops Shaking Hands With Abe Lincoln (Please - no more Shaking Hands) Shaking Hands With the Governor Shaking Hands With Shorty Shaking Hands With the Unemployed Shake the Snake Shifting Gears Shine Your Pole Shining The Helmet Shooting Enemies Shooting Putty at the Moon Shooting Sherman Shucking Bubba Slam the Hammer Slammin the Salami Slappin Pappy Slapping the Clown Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ Slap My Happy Sacks Slap the Salami Slapping the Cyclops (Please - no more Slapping) Slapping your Chub Slinging Jelly Sloppy Joes Last Stand Sloppy Sign Language Stroke the Stallion Smacking your Sister Snap the Monkey Snap the Whip Snapping Your Carrot Spank the Frank Spank your Monkey Spear Chucking Spreading the Mayo Spunk the Monk Squeeze the Cream From the Flesh Twinkie Squeeze the Lemon Squeezing the Tube of Tooth Paste Squeezing the Burrito Staff Meeting Stall Clapping Stir the Soup Stroke Off Stroking It Stroking your Goat Stroke your Poker Taking a Shake Break Tame the Wild Hog Tap the Turkey Tease the Python Tease the Weasle Tenderize the Meat The Erky Jerk The Sticky Page Rhumba Threading a Needle Throw off a Batch Throwin Down Thump the Pump Tickle the Elmo Tickle the Pickle Toss Off Toss the Boss Toss the Turkey Tugging your Toobsteak/Toobsnake Tug of War with Cyclops Tuning the Antenna Tussle with Your Muscle Unwapping the Pepperoni Varnishing the Cane Wailing Walk the Dog Walking Willie the One Eyed Wonder Worm **** (British) Waxing the Dolphin Wax your Jackson Wax your Weasel Wax your Willy Whack Off Whack Your Tack Whip the Dummy Whip your Dripper Whipping the One-Eyed Wonder Whipping the Pony Whipping the Window Washer White Water Wristing Whizzin Jizzim Wiggling your Worm Winding the Jack In The Box Wonk your Conker Working a Cramp out of your Muscle Working your Willy Wrestling the Eel Wring Out your Rope Wring Your Thing Yahtzee Yank My Doodle (Its a Dandy) Yank Off Yank the Yodle (submitter says its a black guy thing - will somebody please explain this one to me) Yank your Crank
Posted on: Sat, 09 Nov 2013 15:23:08 +0000
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