Answers to dumb questions!!!!! 1. Someone calls you at 2am in the mid-night and asks you, are you sleeping? Answer: no, Im picking beans to cook. 2. When its raining and someone notices you going out, yet they ask; are you going out in this rain? Answer: no, in the next one. 3. Youre making out with a girl, then you start pulling her pants then she asks; what are you tryin to do? Answer: i want to wash them for you. 4. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; did you just have a bath? Answer: no, i fell into the toilet bowl. 5. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; going up? Answer: no, im waiting for my office to come down and get me. 6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers, and you still ask him; are those flowers? Answer :no baby, theyre vegetables! 7. Youre in the toilet and you locked the door, someone knocks on the door asking; is anyone there? Answer: No! its the shit that locked the door. 8. Youre in a queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend sees you and asks; what are you doing here? Answer: im here to pay my school fees! 9. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; are you sleeping? Answer:No, Im practising to die. 10. You are cleaning ur room with a broom and someone asks are u sweeping? Answer: No, am teaching the broom how to dance.
Posted on: Sat, 11 Oct 2014 13:15:18 +0000
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