Any body heard the expression ‘my boat has come in,’ well it’s come in big time. How’s that you ask, Oprah’s having my baby so you know I’ve hit it big. Who’s Oprah, why no other than Miss Harpo, Oprah Winfrey. Yeah we met when I was a guest on her show. I was all dressed up with nowhere to go and she spotted me in the crowd. I was wearing my new spandex hot pink outfit and my pink go-go boots and that was all she had to see. She invited me over to her house for a night cap and I showed her my all and she showed me her all and before you knew it we made love the whole night through. Hey don’t tell nobody cos it will get into the tabloids and then Stedman will find out and it may kill him so we want to break it to him gently. I won’t ever have to work another day in my life again except pamper that woman to death. Well I hope you’re all excited for me and maybe I’ll invite you all to my wedding. When’s that, when I hook it up, Oprah’s got a way about her so when I wrap her around my fingers some more then maybe I pop the question. She’s going to love the kid and I will take her to heaven and the moon, heck anywhere she wants to go, she’s got limos, boats, planes, and now me. Hey her boat’s come in too hahahaha. Byeeeeeeeee Jimmy, Mr. Harpo https://youtube/watch?v=uLNYWDxCuRI
Posted on: Tue, 23 Sep 2014 00:46:13 +0000
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