Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder.... Obasanjo(1999) Drinking Garri doesnt mean youre poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty... Queen Elisabeth(1893) He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry... Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947) Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT... Buhari(1980) Anyone who puts stew on jollof rice has trust issues... Fela Kuti(1979) No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam... Goodluck Jonathan(2013) Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit... Bola Tinubu(2011) Anyone that read this without laffin, that person is looking for a job... Lord Lugard(1914) Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Einstein (1872) He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1904) He who fully unwraps a sharwama before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864) Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jr. (1900) Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member - William Shakespear (1788) Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904) He who ask for stew on top of jellof rice has trust issues - Alexander the III 1709 He who refuses to classify agege bread n akara as a type of sandwich is a racist Martin Luther king jnr 1931
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