Anybody want to know what the weather was like in Baton Rouge at 15:00 this afternoon? Im glad you asked! It freakin rained like a cow pissing on a flat rock! It got dark, city slickers CANNOT drive, I lost 100% visibility at one point! Did I tell you I was on my motorcycle!? I was! When you loose all visibility in the middle lane on the interstate, with people who cant drive on dry roads on both sides of you, it can get ugly fast!. I used my whole lane in the process of regaining visibility! (I dont think I got in the other lanes). My cute little motorcycle glasses with the little goggle attachment that goes on the inside aint good! If you have a pair, throw the little goggle attachment away! That is what made them fog up. When it is low visibility due to rain, no sun, fog, water spray & rain drops on your glasses it is bad enough. But when they fog up, you go blind. Ever see a blind man ride a motorcycle! I did it today! Lucky for me, I saw the rain ahead and stopped to put my chaps & jacket on. Well, after about two hours in the rain, do you know what part of the human anatomy is not covered by chaps? Thats right, the butt & crotch! My crotch was soaked & I had to go into a store when I got to Lafayette! I just left the chaps on and carried the bad boy motorcycle rider look inside so they wouldnt think I wet my pants! Pretty much every time I head west on my motorcycle, it rains, and traffic stops! Oh yes, did I tell you I drove about 8 miles in 1st gear. You know why, cause city slickers cant drive in the rain. There was no accidents, just stupid people trying to drive. I love riding in the rain! How was your day?!?!
Posted on: Mon, 18 Aug 2014 00:56:10 +0000
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