Anybody who watches football knows Zlatan Ibrahimovic. The Sweden star returned to his former club Ajax Amsterdam last night and fans welcomed him with a banner ‘welcome back son of god’. Zlatan has become famous for his brilliance on the football pitch, scoring some pretty ridiculous goals but he is very entertaining off the pitch as well. I did a bit of research and wanted to share Zlatan’s best and funniest quotes with you: 1. “Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.” 2. “An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.” 3. When asked by a female reporter about rumours he is gay: “Gay? Come to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay. And bring your sister.” 4. Reporter: “What did you get your wife for her birthday?” Zlatan: “Nothing, she already has Zlatan.” 5. (Answer to criticism from John Carew that Zlatan’s moves are pointless.) – “What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.” 6. When asked “Who is the best looking women in the world? – “I don’t know, but when I find her I will date her.” 7. “The Guardiola started his philosopher thing. I was barely listening. Why would I? It was advanced bullshit about blood, sweat and tears, that kind of stuff.” Dare to Zlatan, which is your favourite quote?
Posted on: Thu, 18 Sep 2014 21:47:39 +0000
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