Apparently at Pennsic this year I got extremely inschnockticated after the wedding of Gareth and Juliana during the House Sable Maul afterparty. I drink rarely, and get drunk even more rarely, but Pennsic is a different time altogether, and is one where I dont mind letting my guard down because I trust my brothers and sisters of HSM implicitly. I dont show this degree of trust anywhere else. At any rate, I remember starting with two tankards of HSM mead, a few random drinks here and there after that, then Red made me a tankard containing, in one mix, Makers Mark, tequila, rum, juice of some type and something else I cannot remember. It had a very powerful, fruity bouquet and tasted better, with little kick. Subtle, and oh so deceptive. After that came two tankards of something mixed with buttershots that tasted exactly like hot buttered popcorn Jelly Bellys. I remember little after that, except for some shine at one point. Apparently I decided to ignite my lightsaber and duel the kitchen tent curtains, and then stood rock still in saber stance for over ten minutes during which Sir Gareth tried to mess with me, making lightsaber humming noises near my head to which I responded with a two minute or so delay (time was a little off for me by that point). I remember singing the theme to Flash Gordon at one point, very loudly, with Corey Mueller, screaming FLASH!!! AAAAAA--AAAAHHHHH!!! Hell Save Everyone of Us!!! FLASH!!!!!! Savior Of The Universe!!!!!!! Eventually I ended up in bed, in my tent, but the height of the bed was too much, and I ended up on the floor, curled up into a small roll (about the size of a duffel bag) in the doorway of my tent. Tex Parks and Marvin Adkins were two of the last ones around the fire, and Tex, hearing something from my tent, sent Marvin over to check on me. Marvin looked in with his flashlight, could see no Bearclaw in bed, and Tex had him check around back because I have been known to crawl out the rear of my tent to find cool grass and soft earth to hold on to. Marvin looked all around the tent, could not locate me (but he had been very careful not to step on a certain duffel bag that he spotted in the doorway). Tex came over and instantly recognized that the duffel bag was in fact Bearclaw rolled up in a ball. I remained there for some time after assuring them both I was absolutely fine, just that I needed the proximity to the earth for a while. Thanks for checking on me you guys. :)
Posted on: Sun, 07 Sep 2014 09:09:46 +0000
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