Application for pay increase .... I, the penis , hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons : I do physical labour I work in great depths I plunge head first into everything I do I do not get weekends or public holidays off I work in a damp environment I work in a dark work place that has poor ventilation I work in high temperatures My work exposes me to contagious diseases Sincerely , p.niss Dear . P.NISS After assessing your request , and considering the arguments you have raised , the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight You fall asleep after brief periods of work You do not always follow the orders of the management team You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative-you need to be pressured and stimulated before starting work You leave your workplace rather messy at the end of the shift You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations , such as wearing the correct protective clothing You will retire well before you are 65 You are unable to work double shifts You sometimes leave your designated area before you have completed assigned task And If that were not all,you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags. Sincerely V.GINA
Posted on: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 06:52:17 +0000
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