Appreciate the congeniality of this waitress kid over at Thirsty Badger as I was sitting there after work eating nachos and nursing a cherry Pepsi. She acknowledged my per usual menu choice, asked if I was there by myself, and then wished me a Happy Valentines Day. :P (you THINK she felt SORRY for me?) lol. So, as Im enjoying my nachos and pepsi BY MYSELF, I also engage in my other favorite pastime PEOPLE WATCHING. Beyond the partition that separates the dining area from the drunkards, Im watching this table full of young people who are having a party and just about EVERY variety of drunk you could hope to meet made it to this party. There was: Brittney Spears Drunk: All-eyes-on-me, ringleader chick AC Slater Drunk: Everybodys my best pal and I have to put my arm around them. Lisa Kudrow Drunk: Everythings sooooooooo funy. R Kelly Drunk: Cant stop grabbing this girls ____. Chris Farley Drunk: Woohoo! Party!! Good TImes Man!! Barney from the Simpsons: Presumably passed out in the Bathroom. Ann Coulter: I dont drink at all, but am drinking because its expected so Im going to nurse this wine and smack my lips constantly girl. That was certainly interesting. I think I gotta come up with a better plan for NEXT YEAR.
Posted on: Sat, 15 Feb 2014 04:32:43 +0000
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