Arrived in Gib safe and sound monday night three days later than expected but added stops were very welcom and relaxing. So arrived hot and bothered as temps up to 36 degrees across spain. My butt was suffering with constant posure in sitting astride a "saddle". I found a novel relief method. Lie flat with tummy pressed hard on fuel tank streach and trail legs out behind so in virtual horizontal position. Only the absence of single outstreched arm with closed fist mimiced superman. Feel fresh blood flowing back to arse area feel nagging ache fade away. Smile at result. TOP TIPS from JT. However ... sit quickly upright if a police car is around. Well with no iphone have to rely on internet cafes. However the only one on the rock is out of service as they are having a total change out of all there computer systems. Some bloke is "on it" he resembles Benny from Crossroads and is just about as capable. So walked out to The Calita Palace a posh hotel on the other side of the rock. They have free computer use. However at £5 for a vodka and orange its all relative. Been looking at the prospect of a summer job incase I want to extend my stay. I will run out of alloted funds in two weeks at this rate. I may end up in the street begging if I push it too hard. If I need fuel money to get home I could end up chatting up rich american woman from the cruse liners or painting myself silver and standing motionless with a fixed grin on my face in the street for hours as a side line. How hard can that be got the grin all sorted. I may opt for lieing down though but that misses the point maybe. Well I extend lots of love to my loverly family from a little bit of England in the sun. John x
Posted on: Wed, 24 Jul 2013 12:39:38 +0000
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