As I approach my 67th birthday, Id like to share some fashion tips - TopicsExpress



          

As I approach my 67th birthday, Id like to share some fashion tips with others of similar longevity. Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked improbably colored hair and tufts of grey 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6. Speedos and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 10. Bikinis and liver spots 11. Mini skirts and varicose veins Thanks for considering these from all of us who are forced to encounter such distasteful displays by people who should know better by now!
Posted on: Tue, 03 Dec 2013 07:39:20 +0000

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