As I have oft noted, having incredibly temperate weather is a - TopicsExpress



          

As I have oft noted, having incredibly temperate weather is a blessing and a curse; we coastal San Diegans are fragile creatures with a mere 15 degree variance in temperature that can be endured. Under 60 degrees we are forced to don scarves and down parkas to survive. Over 75 degrees and 5% humidity we are wilted flowers prone to non-stop kevetching about the intolerable conditions. This inspired my favorite SD writer to coin the term Jacuzzi Tits: When a pool of hot sweat forms in your underboobs. This weekend during our heatwave, I was tragically a victim of this malady. I also concurrently suffered from Back of the Knee Swamp and had to wipe off my barstool like gym equipment. Please pray for me.
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 17:29:06 +0000

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