As a man was driving home alone he remembered that he ate beans - TopicsExpress



          

As a man was driving home alone he remembered that he ate beans and cooked egg. You know when you eat that kind of combination, you will be spoiling the air every 2 minutes interval. The man closed all the windows because of the AC but noticed that his Mess (Fart) was also chilling with the AC. After 5 minutes the whole car was filled with pollution. A policeman Akpos suddenly stopped him at a check point. Without asking for his permission, he opened the drivers side door, sat beside him, banged the door and said; Oya, drive straight to station. The man asked; Officer what is my offence?. Akpos replied; Mr man i dont want to shout, drive straight to the station now. The man obeyed. Minutes later the odour in the car became unbearable. Akpos asked; Mr man what kind of fuel are you using?. The man replied; It is fuel na. Akpos shouted; Please stop the car. I cant continue with this condition. The man said; No o! We must reach station today. Akpos said; Oga, i am begging you. I have children at home. I dont want to die now. One word for Akpos.
Posted on: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 13:00:01 +0000

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