As a straight white male I can openly and sincerely state that I would rather have been born a gay black female. Why? Because then I would be able to get a high paying job, even if I am incredibly unqualified, just because I am a minority (Affirmative Action) I would have media constantly praising me for how strong, beautiful, important, and unique I am. I couldnt go two minutes channel surfing on TV without seeing a commercial celebrating womanhood I would have hundreds more opportunities for (as well as getting substantially more from) scholarships, student loans, grants, and federal assistance in general than I would now solely because Im a minority and I would also have a much better chance for getting all of those things over straight white males for the same reason. I would be able to win arguments by saying I feel oppressed even if I had been attacking others constantly through it. I would be able to ruin the lives of men by claiming they raped me. I would almost never face any criminal or civil repercussions for those claims and even if I did they would be a slap on the wrist. I would be able to assault any man and face no jail time if they left a mark on me (even in self-defense) thanks to primary aggressor laws. I would receive less than a third of the jail time for a crime than a man would. I would be able to label someone a racist for no reason and have people believe me merely because I was black. If you have any of your own ideas that could be added to this list leave them in the comments. -Caveman
Posted on: Sun, 07 Dec 2014 09:45:27 +0000
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