As nominated by Alan Kelloggs/Big Tich Kelly, seven random facts - TopicsExpress



          

As nominated by Alan Kelloggs/Big Tich Kelly, seven random facts about me... 1/ While slightly inebriated, I once introduced myself as wee Shuggie fae Renfrew,grabbed Nicola Sturgeon First Minister of Scotland, ( Deputy at the time) flung her back across a table, and stuck the lips on her. 2/ I have never made love on a stretcher due to the threat of getting carried away.... 3/ I have a very interesting party trick known only to the chosen few . John Mcguinness once said thats how he remembered me. 4/ Due to years of body abuse practising martial arts, I now sport a titanium full right hip replacement which security systems love. 5/ I saved someones life. 6/ I am truly blessed with still having the same close friends I have known since primary school and I know and trust all of them to help me get rid of a body - you know who you are! 7/ I plan on being immortal and so far its all going to plan,however if theres a glitch, my final resting place will be where I am happiest and where old Johns ashes are ,in the mountains at the Pass of Glencoe overlooking the meeting of the three waters on Beinn Fhadda. So, in light of Messrs Mclean and Kelly having already bared their souls, I nominate Messrs Macaulay and McCann for their confessionals.
Posted on: Sat, 24 Jan 2015 21:27:26 +0000

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