As we all know Old Kris Kringle flies around the entire world in a single night (anyone have on the Santa Scanner to see where he is right now?) and maybe the fastest stop for him is Holland. This is not just due to it being one of the relatively smaller countries or having the help of its notorious wind speed up Rudolph and the gang. Nope its because he has no need to fuddle about with seven digit alarms, guard pooches, motion detectors, or frustrated fathers cursing the inventors of the words some assemble required late into the night. We all learned the reason to this right about the time we learned 6 times 7 and that being that Dutch kinders leave their wooden Keds and Reeboks on the front porch gleefully to be filled with their yearly apple and orange. But what they dont teach is Holland has 3 days of Christmas nor has anyone else for that matter. Come to think about it where is the land of 12 day X-mas and is it possible to keep flying back time zones to have it last 42? Well no matter what your stance is on this holiday, how many days it lasts or if your guy is Sinter, Kris, Nick, Santa, hell even Satan I still personally wish you (and I do mean you!) that all your piney, oak or birch foot-wear be filled to the brim with the best fresh produce around....and I totally mean that! Merry Eat Sand Millenium!
Posted on: Wed, 24 Dec 2014 21:39:31 +0000
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