As you may know by now, I am in trouble with Rob from shipping. In order to protect myself from future prosecution, I mean persecution, I have decided to show the facts as they occured and will be unfolding. Actually, I may be a little frightended as to what my future holds. Mable, Rob, Miriam and Me, the Unlikely Three, Uh, Four Chapter 1 It all started off so innocently. I was working the day shift at Robbery Division out of the fifteenth precinct. No, wait, that’s where Sgt. Friday worked out of on Dragnet. Hallucinating I guess. (Sorry, not bad manners, just good liquor.) Anyhow. It all started when I posted Mabel’s (from Accounting - hot chick) photo which I took from her personnel file at the Alabama Chicken Wing and Lips plant in Boaz where I am the Senior Research Assistantt to the Head of the Lips Department, Mr. Henn. That was a big mistake. I told the world, over the internet, without getting her approval, tha she was available for consultation, and we all know what that implies. As if that wasn’t bad enough, Rob, from Shipping, found out about it when his cousin Luther, from Sardis, emailed him the post. All heck broke loose in Rob’s head I guess. He found out that I was the one who had posted that blatant lie about his beloved Mabel and he glued all of the company’s shipping labels to my car and “egged” it. That night he “T- P’ed” my yard at home. (Miriam was p*^$#%). I had to make up a story and tell her I bet it was the wrong house and I did not know why this would have happened to her beautiful yard, and especially her rose garden, otherwise, it would be the couch for me for the next month. Rob had never expressed his deep seated feelings for Mabel so he thought that if he made an example of me, not in a flattering way, Mabel would run to him, jump into his arms and they would live happily ever-after. He thought they could leave the company and start their own chicken lip and chicken feet business in that forbidden town of Albertville, where no self-respecting Boazianian would dare venture. Well, it didn’t work out for him as he planned…………… (to be continued ………… as Ryan Seacrest says “After the Break”)
Posted on: Fri, 30 May 2014 13:55:03 +0000
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