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At Target today, in the deodorant aisle: Me: Ooh, honey, you could smell like Swagger! or maybe Wilderness, Open Air and Freedom! Random Dude wanders up, shopping for deodorant. The Beloved: Or I could smell like Victory! Me: Lets see what Victory smells like. (sniffs Victory). Victory smells like ass. The Beloved: Indeed it does. Me: Im sure this guy would like us to stop smelling all the deodorants and let him make his purchase. Random Dude: Im actually looking for something that doesnt have any scent at all. Me: Have you tried Toms of Maine? Most of the time their stuff in unscented. Random Dude: (picks up the Toms and smells it). Me: Whats it smell like? Random Dude: (with a big grin) Victory! ROFL!! Hooray for hilarity at the Target!
Posted on: Mon, 28 Apr 2014 02:35:43 +0000

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