At last, Sunday is here and can only mean one thing...or ten..as it pertains here. This weeks Week Ten is here...to arms to arms... Week Ten is here... Enjoy it will ya... 10. Customers CAN HAVE way too many choices. In other words, I love it when a customer, in not so many words, asks me to plan their garden and tell them...THEM... Their own taste in statuary. Then when I recommend something... No...I dont like any of that! 9. I hate when Im outside running, working, etc...and I swallow a bug. It only goes in a little, not really swallowing but enough I can tell its there. Youre breathing heavy, sucking wind and slurp...bug in your throat. Its sucks because no matter how much I spit...or how much I know its not there anymore, I still gag on it for about ten minutes or longer because my brain thinks its still there. Feels like one of those outer shells of a popcorn seed?... Its just....stuck! Hate it. 8. This week I was reminded of my dislike of the word crap to describe a tentative or after the fact bowel movement. You know how some people refer to a no. 2 as Ill be right back...gonna take a crap.. I guess it bothers me because in my mind, thats what the actual act of it all sounds like... Crap,crap,crapapapap... Okay, so itd only sound like if youre a bit under the weather but still...gross. This also applies to the terms, dookie, poop, pile and the all time popular phrase...taking.....a dump. 7. Ive decided to complicate my life a little by trying to teach myself how to be ambidextrous. I figure Ill start small like finishing this item number. So this is my left hand with autocorrect on. Not too bad I guess. Weird typing with the other hand. 6. I find it amusing when people are chewing, without eating. I call it chewing the tongue. And thats it. 5. This week I discovered that if you grab the tip of your tongue and pull on it (like your trying to stretch it to your chin...) for about 10-20 seconds, its impossible to correctly pronounce the letters of the alphabet. I get to letter L and then it clears up, but till then I cant pronounce any of them correctly. Pretty fun. 4. So school starts this month....THIS MONTH! Ive been out of school for about 20 years and this shouldnt bother me, but it does. I hate that its starting so early... basically means that summer is over..well, for some people I guess. 3. We have an apple tree at the shop. It has ripe apples, red delicious I believe, and apparently squirrels love them. Its nice to watch the little squirrels run back and forth eating apples and carrying them to their tree. You havent seen anything more fun than watching a squirrel jump from a limb to a telephone pole with a huge apple in his mouth. The one thing I dont like is when they chew on one for about five minutes then throw it on the ground. Our grounds are covered every morning with half eaten, rotted apples. Despite my constant rants to the squirrels about the importance of finishing their meal...they still wanna act like little jerks and only eat a little then drop it. You know, on second thought, I hate that squirrels like apples...hashtag-littleungratefulsquirreljerkfaces. 2. I dont know what looks more disgusting... The new Hardees Texas burger...or Paris Hilton eating one. 1. People are really gullible, I was totally kidding about number 5. But how many of youse guys tried it? LOL... And thats the ball game. Join me next week, when I tackle some big issues like discounted toilet paper, and parking lot frustrations....
Posted on: Mon, 11 Aug 2014 01:40:30 +0000
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