Attention...Attention..... Can I have your attention, please???? I have an announcement to make..... After much deliberation, some television viewing, and the realization that Johnny Depp, is probably not interested in a short, fat, bleached blonde, that talks too much, too loud, and with a hick accent... even if she is hilariously funny.... Well I have decided that SUGAR BEAR, is going to be my new man..... Now, yall know Sugar Bear, from the Honey Boo-Boo show? Well I have been watching some of the episodes, and have decided that Ole Sugar Bear, is mistreated and not being loved enough. It is my intention to rectify that situation. Now even if you are not a fan, (and I certainly am not) of the show, and have only seen a few episodes, then you know that Sugar Bear, is a kind, loving and even tempered fella. All he seems to want is for his Bride, June, to be happy, and MAYBE a little affectionate, every now and then. Seems to me, neither is happening. He also seems to be a low maintenance kind of man, doesnt have to shop in the Big and Tall section of the store, he is less than 5 foot tall. Dental bills will be minimal. Just a shot in the dark, but I bet he doesnt have to go to a fancy hair salon to get his hair styled. So just as soon as my schedule permits, I am going to head to McIntyre, GA and offer to steal him away. I have quiet a few things to offer him.. A CLEAN house, some kind words, much better behaved and respectful Children than he currently resides with. I also have a dog that he will like, since his has passed away, and he was very upset, ( I think that episode is what has endeared him to my heart). I can cook, I only cuss when it is absolutely necessary, I try not to fart in public. I can string two or more intelligent sentences together..... And last but certainly not least.... I have a set of teeth!!! Sooooo I do have to wonder if there might be a new television series in this whole, steal Sugar Bear from June plan???? Maybe we could call it Two Blondes and a Bear? Or maybe Dumpling, Sugar, Dumpling? How about..... Three Hicks, One Set of Teeth? The show title possibilities are endless....
Posted on: Sun, 13 Jul 2014 02:28:01 +0000
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