Attention....now accepting applications for our Flight Attendant Retirement Home! Groundbreaking begins June 2025! All Flight Attendants, spouses and friends are welcome! Spouses will be required to sign the following contract...I (name) promise to never roll my eyes, let out a loud breath or have a glazed over look on my face when my spouse tells the same airline stories over and over again! We will be offering 1and 2 bedroom crew rooms. A 777 galley and First Class lav will be installed in every room. Pets are welcome. There is a two cat maximum per person. Dogs will have access to a yard. Did I mention there is a two cat maximum?! If you have retired your galley gloves, dinner will be served every night in our Upper Deck Lounge. Meals will be served from three tier carts and some of our plates and stemware WILL look familiar! As requested, cocktails will be served before, during and after every meal! For those of you who have spent the better part of your career on Canal Street or at Science and Tech, we will have monthly outings to the back alleys of downtown Los Angeles. Here you can purchase knock off designer purses, wallets, electronics and DVDs. Crew juice will be served on the van ride. The name of our Home?....The Landing Strip! Speaking of landing strips, a full service hair removal salon will also be available on site. Worried about chin hairs that no one will tell you about? How about upper lip hair? Worry no more! Our employees will make sure those embarrassing hairs are gone! And for those of you who will continue to wear a bikini for the rest of your life....you know who you are....we have a wax just for you! This service will be included in the association fee. These are just a few of our exciting services! Crew rooms/ apartments are going fast! Updates and new features will be posted periodically. Get your application in by 0001 on feb 21st local base time.
Posted on: Wed, 21 Jan 2015 04:01:19 +0000
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