Ayas! Zwimwe zwinu zwinopedza ma powerless so! Zimbabwes wrongly named state media which in actual fact is Zanu-Pf media went overdrive over the recent fatigue that President Tsvangirai was suffering from. And when bootlickers like me were battling to explain that it was just fatigue, the said press insisted it was something worse than fatigue. The adjective they used was seriously ill in hospital. Now, as fate would have it, yesterday, one of their own collapsed and fell to the ground. Luckily, the surface he fell on was nicely carpeted and thus cushioned him from damage generally associated with falling like that. As it turns out, the man who had been standing and suddenly found himself sprawled on the ground and gasping for air (like all of us) has attributed his mishap to fatigue as a result of working too hard (whatever that is) and probably a shoe lace that was too tight. When we said our President was suffering from fatigue as a result of a tight work schedule we were dismissed unceremoniously. In view of this, the Boot-lickers Club refuses to accept that the fallen gentlemen was suffering from fatigue. If Morgan Tsvangirai cannot be allowed to suffer from exhaustion then no one else must. Food for the goose is food for the gander. We further put it to you that the gentleman is suffering from something absolutely predatory, sinister and thoughtless, for how could a dignified man like the fallen man fall and pass out at a pass out parade? A parade of all places! And in front of a crowd associated with such a gathering! I havent checked yet but is there unparalleled activity on Dead BC or Dead TV pontificating on the fall from grace of the cop man? If not, then the Boot-lickers Club that includes the likes of Polite Musarurwa has been vindicated: members of that Liars Club masquerading as a news station and printing house must take it easy on the stuff they are smoking. Dzimwe mbanje dzinoda kuwedzera bepa kwete kuwanza mbanje yacho. That is why this Zambian Son of A Gun signs off by saying Zwimwe zwinu zwinopedza ma powerless so!
Posted on: Fri, 30 May 2014 11:28:31 +0000
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