B.... Kristen took the boys to Dollywood today while I attended a conference. While I didnt get to go with them, I feel like I was there. From the graphic stories they told me, i think I can safely say the following: 1) Yoga pants should come with weight restrictions 2) Duck Dynasty beards have gotten way out of hand (for women) 3) amusement parks have slowed down substantially since the invention of the selfie. 4) Some women rocked more muffin top than was necessary to land that coveted Dollywood modeling gig 5) Every Hover-Round Scooter must come with a free 300 lbs. 6) People of Walmart pictures should immediately be replaced Humanoids of Dollywood.
Posted on: Thu, 03 Apr 2014 01:03:48 +0000
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