BABU and Jonathan lived next door to each other. BABU owned a hen and each morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his hens eggs for breakfast. One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in Jonathans garden. He was about to go next door when he saw Jonathan pick up the egg. BABU ran up to Jonathan and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. Jonathan disagreed because the egg was laid on his property. They argued for a while until finally BABU said, In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the testicles and time how long it takes for you to get back up. Then you kick me in the testicles and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg. Jonathan agreed to this and so BABU put on the heaviest pair of boots he could find. He took a few steps back, then ran toward Jonathan and kicked him as hard as he could in the testicles. Jonathan fell to the floor clutching his groin, howling in agony for 30 minutes. Eventually Jonathan stood up and said, Now its my turn to kick you. BABU smiled and said, YeW can keep the damn egg!! Hit Like if u understand . And share For more if u Enjoyed it!!
Posted on: Sun, 16 Mar 2014 10:20:40 +0000